i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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