i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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