I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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