At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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