hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
do nipples grow back?
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