I need help removing her.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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