After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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