If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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