Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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