I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
we should paint friendship bongs
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