these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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