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(214): View more from Texas

I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited

(1-214): View more from Texas

I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope

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(214): View more from Texas

You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots

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Cant promise that last part. I won't die though

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(315): View more from New York

We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."

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(605): View more from South Dakota

If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?

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