i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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