Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Randomize
