I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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