brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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