i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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