doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
