And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
