You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Someone shit on the floor
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Holy sore nipples Batman
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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