I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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