I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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