its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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