I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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