have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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