can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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