let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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