I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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