party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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