The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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