Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Help. Why am I so naked?
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