Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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