i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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