So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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