That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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