he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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