Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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