If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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