When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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