My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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