Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I need moral support for this bender
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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