a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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