I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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