never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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