i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm both gender and math confused
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
