My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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