I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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