White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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