If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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