so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
My pussy is not your playground.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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